I KNOW YOU ARE INTELLEGENT. ......... ......... ......... ... THEREFORE, A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU
Which way is the bus below travelling?

To the left or to the right?

Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.

Answer in the next post :)...

People knowing the answer can post them in the comments section

Acids Taste sour.......

All of us would have heard this as a property in or the studious(unlike me) would have read it in books......buthow many actually tasted it? and of course washed hand with it instead of water...
Well! I have ..Anyone who knows me ,will know that i and chemistry have as much in connection as Hitler and Peace did.The roots for that and my many trysts with chemistry have left me very less to remember all of which will be given for reader's pleasure..now! get ready for some rollicking laughter.
My first chemistry class in 6th standard(until then it was science combined!),
Maam: Aravind,What do you know about Water(she asked me as i was playing and not listening)?
Me : I'll drink that whenever i feel thirsty.(Ahem, i was pretty innocent then)
Maam:Anything else?
Me : (Now a grin across my face)Ill ask permission to go out to drink water so that i can cut the period!
Class Laughs Maam made note that this boy was to become the bane of all the teachers later,and so not exactly disliked me but ofcourse did not approve of me very much,and me being upto all mischiefs that even Fred and George would'nt have thought trying, did very less to change that,

One fine evening:I was with Dad,..Met him after a long time as he was posted in Banglore and was living there whereas i was in Chennai."How are your studies going?""Dad,time to change topic"Laughter "Dei,I heard you take from me in chemistry..""Dad, you tell me that you too are bad at it?""After my 12th due to my dad's impertinence i had to do a 3 year course in chemistry, And till now i have'nt cleared my arrears......"I never had seen a more resemblence in me to my dad till now...

Then.....( a Few years later)....:I was sweating Profusely,Not one single question was known..not even one, i ransacked my grey cells for something ,something at all that i had seen in the books or heard my friends speak of,Er..nothing came up..it was my chemistry exam in 8th,in the sense it was the chemistry part..My mom was a teacher in the same school and every time my chemisry sir went upto my mom with me and made me promise that i would open my account in chemistry next time at least! I had managed to pass the previous times just because i wrote the physics and boi portions well..one more time...it wasnt that which bothered..it was the thought of the computer my mom promised to buy me if i did well in chemistry.I relied on my freind but he totally betrayed me my hiding his answer sheet..moron i havent forgiven him till nowFinally i managed a 3 on 25 on that paper in chemistry..my life long tiff with chemistry had very well begun...huh

10th standard Board exams,Science:"A boy by the name Aravind is writing the exams ......see to that he dosen't copy.....if he gets caught the school will lose it's pride." These were the words of my principal to the examiner who came to invigilate..Earlier, My Sis said:"Dei,All the best,I know you'll do very well..but if at all you want to copy do it very cleverly..pls for heavens sake you are my bro!!These words left me flustered,Should i copy in chemistry?........finally i got a 98 on 100 in that paper losing both marks in chemistry..

November 11th 2005,Around 3 in the evening,Vanavani .mat.hr.sec.school,Chemistry lab: It was pouring outside,pretty torrential,and someone was inside undergoing a thousand somersaults a minute inside his stomach..none other than yours truly..I was sweating even though it was cold outside..and of course inside also..i was shivering no,not the cold it was my titration (date verified from my diary)..we had to pippete sodium hydroxide and pour Hydrochloric acid in the burette..i did exactly the opposite in my fear and while pippeting drank the hydrochoric acid..save for the diluteness of the acid, i really thought i was going to lose my throat ,my lovely voice(lols!!),.........and the thought train was interruped by the coarse voice of my lab attendant asking me to relax..i thought whatever happens your voice can't get worse than that Well ,I thought acids do taste sour,That night in my apartment me and my friends had a very good laugh speakin about all this..

May 14th,2007:My Board results were announced i got a 195 in chemistry ...my personal highest..How ironical can life get? and will murphy's law ever be proved wrong?Once again the thought process interrupted my mom,i thought it was a dream for day-dreams were nothing new to me,the heat and the tension could have done something...but it was true as true as Gandhi supported non-violence!!

April 1st 2008:Now,in NIT-Trichy,one semester had passed,without any further incident ,of course,me messing up titrations is nothing new..Well, Getting back to present,Waiting for the teacher to call my name and hand out my answer sheet..I got a 13 on 20...my first double digit score in 4 tests in college..i told my mom she replied all this things will happen only on the fool's day!!
Well,that also happened to be my penultimate chemistry exam in my life.:)
To chemistry, Buddy we never struck chemistry...sorry for that phrase..could'nt resist it,and it seems you will be out of my life in a matter of one more exam,not that ill miss you ,not that ill brood your absence..that sense of thrill you gave me when i wrote the exams,...whoa! unparalleled....Anyways..Goodbye and enlighten other's life at least..The only thing i have felt happy leaving behind....
This relationship has spanned many pages of my diary and well.....breaking up at last!

Guys,as it is exam time.i thought i'd get useful by putting up something useful....
First, if you are unsure about an answer tackle it like this......

2.If you dont know anything,then never accept it write something as if you knew everything,like.....
3. If you are given choices in the answer,then the answer is staring at you,..if you dont get it,its a shame...so better take a chance,or of course logical inelligent guesses!!!

4. When you are asked to write something ,better find a justification so that you wont have to!

or........tackle it in this revolutionary way!!

5. If you get a question ,make it appear meaningless ,so that no one is the wiser!!!

Well, guys that is just for the fun part of it ,anyone having really good experiences like that with exams can share them also in the comments part......and better suggestions welcomed!!

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities,Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people!You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will getMarry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too...Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is theMoon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you getMarry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the wholeFamily. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in orderTo achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other youngerOnce to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so youwill spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good characterand culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed anddon't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business,get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half willhave a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I meanyou are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caringperson towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the greatpower of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over thestandard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue,ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there willunderstand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not goodyou might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fightfor justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and alwaysprepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is oftenlate) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9

Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

Guys,Better believe this!!!

Amazing .......

Look at these words..DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKYWhen you rearrange the letters:NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY

When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER

When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATIONWhen you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES

When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT

When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER

Dream -Day!!

The boy was sweating,his adrenaline surging as many times before.This was the last ball,six runs to win,world cup final,his idol batting,Bowler running towards the .....suddenly from nowhere he had a hand waking him up.He suddenly ascertained the fact that he had been day-dreaming by looking around him.He was in a familiar place ,totally diffrent from the one he visualised just now...he then resumed day-dreaming...now he was watching a cricket match,his idol scoring a century(some even say that he does that only in day-dreams!)..as a passionate fan he stood up waved and shouted in the middle of his dream utterly unconsious that it was just one.! The people around him stared at him agape with wonder,and then started laughing..the laughing silenced and a stern voice said "Aravind go and wash your face! now"..the boy himself now began to understand whatever happened with a chuckle he left the room towards the wash basin..

That boy is none other than yours truly and that is an incident from my 10th standard in school

Later............

"Madam, warn your son! this is the fourth time he has slept in my class!!"

"Yes sir, im very sorry for his actions too"

Later........

Darn it!! why the hell do we have his classes first after lunch ? and why the hell didnt you wake me up?

"no da, i never thought you were going to sleep soundly! "

"idiot i always do, only that i have been caught four times only and you know all that fully well! now that sir has gone and complained to mom.....im in for a bash tonight"

"fine then! try meeting you alive tomorrow!"

"*******(swear word censored!!)"

Later in house with mom

I get into house later than usual,having spent the evening studying in my friends place,er,thats what i was supposed to have ..nothing to comment upon.Sister giggles when i enter....mom ,stern faced says: "slept off again i heard"

i with my most sincere look and innocent face with a grin replied"what to do? your cooking and the lunch were equally brilliant!!"

Mom starts laughing and sis looks disappointed with mom at not having condemned me.

Whew! That was one hell of an experince,having to pacify mom and of course the usual warnings from sir,and this tine the principal himself.....and for intrest sake i slept off again in the next chemistry period!

That day i recalled was actually a dream day in my life( all pun intended) as i slept continously even after being caught in chemistry period!!

All such experiences happen only in that magic period called school life,a period where colourful people ,friends, memories,crushes,blushes,bits,tutions,other tution girls,and the least....studies!! are experienced, I too as very freaky person have many funny memories to remember,cherish and brood over from school life.One such was the above one ..