Now! Just don’t judge that im a rude person…just that I get pissed off! I had been to a function recently and fortunately or unfortunately all my realtives were there…I dunno why but I don’t like people asking me boring questions! I seriously felt like blasting and givin a piece of my mind! A few of the questions and the intended replies were:

1.Wow! how much you have grown( not referring my height of course!)
A: What! do you expect me to be a toddler even after 18 years

2.You look exactly like your dad! Don’t you?
A: What was that statement for if you weren’t sure? And im only happy not to look like you!

3.How are your marks?
A: Why don’t you ask them?

4. Why have you lost weight? Not eating properly?
A: Most people don’t have anything to eat when you do!

5. Do you always look that grim?
A: No! only when nuisances are around

6. Do you ever keep that mobile down?
A: No! does that make you jealous?

7. I heard that you speak back a lot nowadays..why?
A; I just got to know the difference between nonsense and sense

8. I have a problem
A: I thought it was the other way around

9. Are you irritated?
A: No! enjoying the company of people triple my age!

10. People like you today are really irresponsible

A: God! i know old wine gets better but this old quip seems an exception!

11. Look at the music you people hear , the food you eat...everything is so bad about them!

A: Just because your ears deaf and you have all sorts of health troubles does not mean that they are bad!

Well! I just know everyone would have felt the same in such situations! All the same…we get reprimanded by our parents for being rude but I tell you they would’ve been no beter at this age too